raocow quotes for the soul

Man, ghosts were really lonely before phones were invented.

Go in girl mode, we're gonna destroy the world. Look at that, almost all in one swell foop.

Shadow: For what purpose do I exist?"
raocow: "Oh, many purposes, Shadow. The main one is marketing.

Just bursting forward, with the speed of a squirrel that was caught on fire.

There I use the ancient art of just... go.

Not gonna lie, I think I'm gonna miss having guns in future Sonics.

Are there people who fanfiction of like, real people around them? That just seems weird. I don't wanna think about that.

All right, what are you taking- my owl?! You're... that's not even the best card on the board. You're just purposefully going after my heart. Like, that's really rude.

See? Shadow just does whatever people tell him. You can just, like, if you meet him on the road, you can just say "Hey Shadow, could you go and buy me, like, a box of 20 McNuggets, McDonald's is like, right over there", he's just gonna do it.

No Amy, don't kill the rabbit! I will kill the rabbit!

I always thought that Jeopardy, the whole like, what's the question, like I always felt that the whole concept fell flat. Cause like if I ask you what is macaroni, and you give me as an answer, food that rhymes with pepperoni, like I'm going to be extremely, extremely disappointed, and I would... with the answer, and I would assume that you're making fun of me.

Minkys were advertised. Minkys... are not there.

I'm opening batch files and .exe files live on recording here. I'm trusting you guys.

You have to press button on the note block. You can't just hold the button like good Mario games.

If you want a sprite that despawns real easily, the moveable hole is a good way to go. Like, I guess it's a little ironic, because technically speaking it is nothing.

Maybe not having Yoshi's gonna be a boon.

The computer is absolutely the absolute opposite of anything that you could confuse for anything resembling anything that could imitate the notion of the imagination of the concept of fun.

Knuckles is an old man now, yelling at clouds and coughing everywhere, and Sonic, not keeping his social distancing there, just being right in his face.

(singing) Gonna go to McDonald's and eat things that might have once been maybe chicken.

Stretchy Mona, represent.

The door is still wide open to, you know, reopen AtMM in the future. But for now, Mega Man canonically died in an ice skating competition against Air Man. Pretty weird end. I just, strange decision, but I respect the audacity.

Sega will make you cry for a robot... years before Pixar did it.

You see, he was born by himself. He didn't even have a mom. He just materialized.

You don't speak English. Maybe that's why she's so quiet. She just says 'Cat Crime' without knowing what it means.

They're all the same food group according to Kirby: food.

Sure, Wilhelm scream, or at the very least, something really close. That's how you know we're dealing with quality.

One of those blocks is clearly Luigi that has been transformed into a block and is trying to scream to us for help, but we're just choosing not to listen. This is the life we have taken.

All right, so just get up here, and salute the wind. That sounds like a metaphor for passing gas, but it's not.

Oh, it's this song again. I recognize 'cause of the usage of... bird.

And a big wooden stake that pops out of nowhere, going "Hey, wanna check out my Caillou collection?", and I'm like, what? Who would be interested by that, seriously?

Oh my gosh, we're in the opposite world! All right, I rarely get to play in Australia.

Poor Rose, just dangling like... like a cat that just gave up.

Ever since they buried the dolphins inside the earth, the world has become a lot more peaceful.

He's bleeding in... console Samurai Shodown.

I just realized that fuel tank is huge, and, I don't know, there's like dolphins jumping right close. It just takes one particularly daring dolphin, and a pretty nasty explosion can happen.

(Bounces on an enemy.) You're so delectably squishy. I love you.

Good times... bad times... (finds a bed to sleep on) bed time...

Amy's outfit is way more detailed than Sonic and Tails, who are naked.

Let this be my elegy for human error.

What is Mario doing? Oh! He's holding binoculars! Like, I thought he was sitting on the ground and standing up at the same time. And I was like, what? When did Mario and Luigi turn Cubist?

Mole, it's not that I hate you, it's that I love to live.

Everyone, tell me I'm great, please! I need that ego boost.

And here's Demo, ruining souls.

Patty cake, patty cake, make me scream. Show me the nightmare between my dream.

I can't read Japanese. I think it's not a real language. Yeah, you can decode it, but it was all created in a lab to look neat.

It's a big ol' empty room. You gotta have some of those, otherwise it's just not a true Bethesda experience.

Wind and Yoku together at last, here on the Mickey Mouse Club, where your dreams don't really exist.

This guy's name is so weird cause it's three. Is he like, from a rich family or something? Those people have lots of names.

These are the things you gotta think about, when you're thinking about things you wanna think about.

I never watch what I eat. I just slam my face into a table and chew the wood itself!

A lot of people has lived on planet Earth. Some would say, a slight majority of people, even.

Ribbon was born ready. That's pretty cool. I was born crying.

It's exactly the same as soccer, except that instead of kicking a ball, you kick your soul.

Arbitrary-chan, I just don't think we should date anymore.

(reacting to Bowie Knife gift) Look, if a moose attacks my apartment, now I can say that I'm ready.

Ori and the Blind Forest is the game that rewards you with sadness.

When most people jump on a grasshopper's back, it dies.

This game is a championship edition of design.

Truly, it's a dark day for belly dancing.

I want some of that umami in my face!

That guy, he got knocked down. It's the opposite of getting pregnant.

I died at the end multiple times. You know, just to really add that moe factor that I felt was missing from my videos.

The moles just like to go ahead and kiss all the time. It's pretty weird. Stop it please, you're outside, there's a grass everywhere.

I've committed my fair share of genocides, but I feel like sometimes an enemy is just too beautiful for it to be worth it.

I wonder if there's a person out there, a regular human, who likes the Mario games for the combat.

The world is now fair and Spanish-speaking.

Berry chainsaw... delicious, but deadly.

You don't know at first glance, necessarily, if a thing's gonna hurt you, or cartoon hurt you.

Infected by nostril technology. If you got the sniffles, will you come with me?

I'm practicing for AGDQ 2017. I'm gonna play my speedrun of MaGLX2.

I do not like this conga line here... this conga donut.

We live in an age where a whole bunch of people I have never known, know exactly what I'm referring to when I state that Donatello does machines.

Then I get to go inside a bush! Ew, well, let's not comment on that.

And, he didn't run away! Whoah, this is like, a good horse! It's good quality horse meat.

Don't say the "h" word, or else Santa Claus is not gonna give you coal. You're gonna be cold this winter.

I don't need that life, I can live without it.

The footage was forever lost in the Great Tempest of 1399, the price of a regular tempest.

100% of all scientists have died at some point at the end of their life. Remember that, anyone who considers entering a life of science.

I've been playing the turbo space-mode endurance land on my own time from time to time, but sometimes I wonder if it would be the time to time some time-a-time. To you know, time time t-time time time time time time t-time time time time time buying time time time.

Okay, we just have to see the naked guy. Yoshi just can't stop himself.

I just had this weird feeling like I was speaking, but I wasn't the source of it.

I'm probably dying from exposure to a thousand, million, different microbes and bacterium and virus and whatnot. But you know what they say, just laugh it off, and it'll all be fine.